So, Two & A Half Men has announced it will be doing an hour long special farewell on the 19th February. I have honestly not really watched many of the Ashton Kutcher episodes so this is why I have done this post about the girls of the show before he took the lead role.
The show has been running for a huge 262 episodes (including shows leading up to the finale in February. It has been rated the most successful sitcom on tv and has been up for 37 Emmy nominations, and Jon Cryer even got 2 awards himself.
Two & A Half Men started with original lead Charlie Sheen, and after his very public freak out in 2011. The show decided to replace Charlie with Ashton Kutcher who kept the show a float and helped keep ratings at a steady pace.
So here we have decided to list the greatly hot women that made an appearance on the show that ran for 12 seasons, although we are only doing the Charlie Sheen era.
Rose
We start with one of the most popular women of the series, Rose, played by Melanie Lynskey. Known as the rich stalker next door who would constantly harass Charlie when ever she saw the opportunity, they had a few sexual relations with one another and the whole stalker thing started in the first episode where they first had sex.
Rose ended up getting married to Charlie during the last few episodes of Charlie Sheen. It was believed that Rose had killed Charlie during their honeymoon, although is never really clear if she did or not, it is just a speculation that Berta and Allan have.
After Charlie left the show, Rose does not really make much of an appearance until Waldon (Ashton Kutcher) moves into the beach house and then Rose trains Ashton's ex-girlfriend into stalking him.
Chelsea Melini
Chelsea Melini is played by Jennifer Bini Taylor, first appearing in Season 6 Episode 8 as one of Charlie's one night stands, although after her first episode Chelsea does not reappear until Season 6 Episode 15. They fall in love and she is the first woman that Charlie ever says the three words to.
Chelsea Melini appears in the show until the end of season 7 and then does not appear until the beginning of season 9 where it is Charlie's Funeral where she mentioned that he gave her an STD. During the time between them meeting and Charlie's death, they are exclusive for her time in the show and they break up at the end of season 7 because Charlie has slept with her best friend, Gail.
Gail
Which leads us to Gail, played by Tricia Helfer. Her first appearance was in Season 7 Episode 8 where she was invited Chelsea to stay over at Charlie's beach house due to Gail's recent break up. The whole episode she is crying and gathers the attention from the whole house, including Berta, Allan, and Charlie.
Charlie keeps having secret fantasies about Chelsea and Gail inviting Charlie into a three-some and when Chelsea has to leave on business for the weekend, Charlie encourages Allan to hit on Gail so that he can be left alone. Later in the season Charlie sleeps with Gail when they meet at a local shop while getting Jake's hair cut. They later break up because Charlie tells Chelsea the whole thing.
Kandi/Kimber
One of the hotter women of the show (and a personal favourite lol), Kandi is played by April Bowlby who was introduced into the show in Season 3 Episode 9 as Kimber, although when she made her reappearance later in the season she was renamed for unknown reasons as Kandi.
She was introduced as one of Charlie's one night stands and left the show after the episode because Charlie started seeing another woman called Mia who he starts an intense relationship with.
When Kandi comes back in to the show under her new name she gets told the whole story by Allan, Charlie's Brother who lives with him, but then after a small freak out on Kandi's part, she starts to date Allan for quite a few episodes before they get a divorce for unknown reasons, although Allan becoming a millionaire might have something to do with it. Kandi uses the same lawyer as Allan's ex wife Judith and wins everything.
Kandi is not seen again until Season 10 where she comes back begging for Allan to take her back but due to his loyalty to another woman (Lyndsey), he turns her down.
Mia Adams
Played by Emmanuelle Vaguer, Mia first appeared in Season 3, Episode 8 who Charlie tried to talk to in a coffee shop, after the brush off Charlie tries a different move by putting Jake in her dance class. Mia is Charlie's first ever serious relationship on the show. When they first get together he finds it difficult to go without having sex, they get into an argument over it. Eventually, new problems arise as Mia tries to make Charlie take up a healthier lifestyle, giving up cigars, beer, meat and making him go jogging with her. They split up later on because Charlie has been doing all these things in secret. A few episodes later Mia comes back to the show to ask Charlie to donate some sperm for her, Charlie replies with a wedding propose and they hitch off to Las Vegas, with Allan and Kandi. Things are yet shaken again between the two when Mia asks when Allan will be moving out, as if they are to be married they do not want Charlie's brother around the house, Charlie refuses to kick out his brother for Allan and they yet again break up, Allan and Kandi get married instead using the same ring that Charlie was going to give Mia.
Courtney Leopold (Sylvia Fishman)
Courtney Leopold is played by Jenny McCarthy and first appears in Season 5 Episode 9 as Teddy's daughter, though Charlie is told by Teddy to stay away, they end up having sex due to Courtney tricking him and threatens to tell Teddy if Charlie does not buy her a Ferrari. Charlie does but they end up falling for each other.
When Teddy is found dead on Charlie's bed due to a heart attack before sex with his newly found wife, a CSI investigation later reveals that Teddy and Courtney are actually con artists named Nathan Krunk and Sylvia Fishman, while she is escorted off by police officers, Charlie was going to tell her off for conning him but found himself saying he will ''Wait for her''.
In season 8, Sylvia reappears from prison stating that she hasn't had sex in three years, Charlie soon ditches his family during their Thanksgiving Dinner to go to Las Vegas with her, after a few episodes they come under fire when Charlie refuses to lend Sylvia money so they have an argument and she leaves him for another man, later in the episode Charlie runs to get her back but runs into his living room glass door, ruining his face. In hospital Sylvia comes to visit him and Charlie declares his love for her, they start dating again.
After a while they mutually end their relationship realising that it has ran its course.
Sylvia is one of the reoccurring characters that pops up in seasons 5, 8, and 9.
Lisa
Lisa is played by Denise Richards, first appearance is Season 1, Episode 10. Before the show began, Charlie used to live with Lisa but they split up because Charlie was not willing to commit to the relationship. When Lisa comes back in town, Charlie is instantly interested and in her second episode (Episode 11), they end up giving it another go, for the day. They decided to split up after the first day because Charlie again has commitment issues, despite him trying to look after her son to prove he can commit.
Laura Lang
Laura Lang is the attorney for Allan during his trial for custody of Jake, Laura is played by Heather Locklear and although she only appears for the one episode, she manages to make Charlie's life hell as they enter a forbidden sexual relationship, not only forbidden by Allan, but them two sleeping together is also against the law as she is Allan's attorney.
Laura demands that Charlie be available for sex no matter what time of the day it is and what he is doing, when Charlie broke the promise, Laura Lang took it upon herself to ruin Allan's divorce case.
Dolores Pasternak/Desiree Bush
Miss Pasternak is Jake's 5th grade teacher who has a brief encounter with Charlie, her character is also one of the only ones in the show that is played by two different women, Missi Payle (Season 2, 7, and 9), and Alicia Witt (Season 6).
First appearing in Season 2 Episode 3 played by Missi Payle, when she started sleeping with Charlie she was starting to give Jake better grades without earning them, later Charlie realised that Dolores was mentally ill.
She did not reappear until Season 6 where she had lost her teaching license and her job and was living in a motel working as a stripper (This is where she was played by Alicia Witt), in which time Dolores believed Charlie to be an angel sent to save her, she then became very religious and started attending church, she forced Charlie, Allan, Jake and Berta to go with her where Dolores believed they should get married. Charlie then dumped her again which forced her to revert.
Left picture is Missi Payle, right is Alicia Witt.
Jamie Eckleberry
Also known as the Ugly Eckleberry Hound, Jamie is played by Paget Brewster, first appeared in Season 2 Episode 12. Jamie had lost a lot of weight since been called the Ugly Eckleberry Hound, and when she met Charlie and Allan, they both hit on her but due to her wanting revenge she rejected them both.
Charlie never actually slept with Jamie but she appeared in the show for the one episode.
Isabella
Isabella is one of the more, extreme girlfriends that Charlie has had, she is played by Jodi Lynn O'Keefe and first appeared in Season 3 Episode 6. She was in a covent and worshipped Satan, her dating Charlie was only for the covent. Allan believes that Isabella put a curse on Charlie, and threatens him and gives Allan evils every time they meet in the house.
The only way they get rid of Isabella is to have their mum come over and tell her off for touching her sons, which also reinforces the idea of the covent and curse.
Lydia
Lydia is played by Katherine LaNasa, she first appears in Season 4 Episode 6. She is the woman that is extremely similar to Charlie and Allan's Mother. Everyone noticed this except for Charlie who only realised when she met his mother and she instantly approved of Lydia.
Things began to look grim when Lydia started to boss Berta around, Charlie told Berta that Lydia had gone but when she caught them in bed together Berta quit on the spot. After some time though (but in the same episode) Charlie dumped Lydia to get Berta back but would only come back if Charlie attended sex addiction seminars.
Lydia was in 4 episodes, the 2 where she dated Charlie, she then appeared in an hallucination Charlie had with some of his other previous girlfriends, and then Lydia appeared in physical form at Charlie's funeral.
Margaret
Margaret plays Charlie's girlfriend in Season 5 Episode 2, and is played by Jennifer O'Dell. After meeting Charlie at a party with his mother, Evelyn, who forbid them from seeing each other. Charlie decided to go to Margaret's house anyway to have sex with her. While 'doing it' Charlie told Margaret that he promised his mum he wouldn't, when her husband came in the house and Charlie had to escape out of the window.
Margaret only appeared in the one episode.
Gabrielle
Gabrielle first appeared in Season 5 Episode 10 and was played by Justine Eyre. Gabrielle, was stolen off Charlie by his brother Allan, who he then dated for two episodes. She is the woman who's idea of sex was to just lay there and endure it.
Allan steals Gabrielle from Charlie due to a high school girlfriend called Charity been stolen by Charlie, when Allan is uncomfortable about the idea of Gabrielle's sex, he goes home and Charlie says they are now even.
Gabrielle was in the show for 2 episodes.
And although Charlie Harper never slept with her, how can we forget Prudence?
Prudence is Berta granddaughter that stirs up all kinds of trouble with her amazing looks, played by Megan Fox and first appears in Season 1 Episode 12. Since her appearance everyone instantly takes a liking to her within the house, Charlie and Allan like to watch her clean the windows while Jake fetches her drinks while she sun bathes.
Although she dresses in skimpy outfits and looks very sexy throughout the episode, Berta promises to kill whoever sleeps with her which is why they do not touch her, and for once Charlie actually listens.
Although Prudence only appeared in the one episode, it is a very rememberable episode for sure.
I have missed quite a few of the women that were only in the show for one or two episodes but I have chosen all the major characters that appeared, in total the show has seen Charlie have 47 or more sexual encounters so I could not really cover them all, not to mention a lot of them are hard to write about because they didn't really do that much in the episode they appeared.
Either way I feel this was a good way to say bye to the much loved show on CBS, Two and A Half Men has seen many sexy women on the show and it continues to have the likes of Miley Cyrus and many more as the show continues with Walter Schmidt and his part of the show.
In the states, the show will end on the 19th February at 9pm which will then make way for Matthew Perry's reboot of Odd Couple (Not sure when it will air in the UK though).
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